Tremble before the might of Lord Humongous!

I’m having a conversation with a friend, and she wrote:

Whenever I hear Conservatives keep calling the Leftist Elites ( and ignoring the ones on the Right ) “Pagan” it really pisses me off. I find modern Christianity to be Evil myself. My worry is Christians will rise up and go on a Crusade ( another name for Jihad ) and go after every “unbeliever”. After all, “Freedom of Religion” to them means only Christians have Freedom. Everyone else is Evil ( Jews are just misguided at best ).

Yeah the cesspool does deeper than we think. And only Divine Intervention can cleanse it all. 

To which I responded:

There’s no true Right or Left in this country. It’s all astroturfed or a psyop. The question is just who’s signing the checks and pulling the strings. I suspect there’s competing actors, and I wonder if their stooges ever meet in a bar and swap work stories. Usually of the “why do I have to work with such stupid fucking people?” type, with a sympathetic pat on the back by his ideological foe.

I think this country is fucked, whatever way things spin out. Moslem Jihad. Christian Jihad. Rainbow Coalition Jihad. Corporate or Tech Bro Jihad. Chinese or Chinese-sponsored Commie Jihad.

None of these are going to be good for us. I don’t want to live in a society under any of their boots, or in one being torn apart as they compete for the prize.

I just want to live my life, have others live theirs, waive to them across the fence as I get the mail, and not think about them again until we’re both taking the garbage out on Friday at 7:00 in the morning, having forgotten to do it the night before. Polite waive, and we go back to ignoring one another.

I mean, that’s not really what I want, but cult compounds are expensive, especially if you’re lacking the cult part. So polite indifference is the best one can hope for. Hell, I’ll even add small talk into the mix if I absolutely have to.

Anything that fucks with that is bad in my book.

To which she added:

Also, I agree Epstein was lower on the totem pole than we think ( wether he was with Mossad or not ). And the Elite Pedophiles are being used as an excuse to erase our Freedoms once and for all with Digital ID and other such laws.

To which I answered:

They were gonna push that through regardless. Which at least tells you which dystopian novel we’re going to be living through. Frankly I’d rather have Elite Satanic Pedophiles than Zombies. I’m not a child, so I’m probably safe; and with my back injury I ain’t running, from either shambling corpses or a cannibal gang from a bad 80s metal video. Isn’t it weird how quickly they go in this cinema from khakis and cardigans to mohawks and pleather gimp attire, from insurance broker to warlord. “Like, dude– sorry Lord Humongous, slayer of the Rowdy Boys– it’s been two weeks since the dead started crawling out of their graves and the number one military in the world by a massive margin with a trillion a year budget crumbled in 48 hours, but this is the aesthetic statement you want to make? Really? I feel like you would have looted the military supply store or local police station and found more practical and intimidating attire. But not my call. I’m just passing through… unless you have need of an itinerant Bacchic Orphic religious specialist? And judging by your compatriot who’s chowing down on a lady’s thigh like it’s a turkey leg at a Ren Faire, I am guessing you just might.”

2 thoughts on “Tremble before the might of Lord Humongous!

  1. Well, it seems that everyone has WWII morality – good versus evil without the missing middle. WWII seared people’s souls and offered a new morality of internationalism versus the evil nationalism of Nazis. Somehow, we have to move beyond that.

    Most of the outrage is between the two elites – left and right. I hear Steven Bannon’s rants about the Islamic Jhadists, Chinese Communists, and AI. It seems that they are coming to destroy us all. Only thing standing in their way – the noble Christian Nationalist.

    Of course, the other side rants on about Trump, who basically is the Changer, the Trickster who is destroying the decaying WWII system. The left wants the old status quo.

    As for me, brain eating zombies would pass me and the football players by for damaged brains. Not sure about the rest. But hey there is a squirrel!

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    1. Any human savior is going to make themselves the new master, same as the old master. All of them, whether right or left (which I don’t consider valid movements any more; both sides are primarily made up of paid operatives) is going to disappoint eventually.

      The only Sōtēr for me is Dionysos.

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