Why, that’s the damnedest thing. WordPress provides statistics on where your visitors come from, how many of them there are, and the number of pages they visit, among other details. Most days I get between 14 and 88 hits from Australia, but on 05/16/2026 and 05/17/2026 there was a precipitous rise. I’ve had 560 hits over the last 7 days from Oz alone. Weirdly the spikes occur on those two days, and only those days.

So, dear readers, do you think our unimaginative troll “Bonjour Jon Bon Jovi” is a) Markos Gage, b) his even worse POS ex Wanyiepoo Masse Masse Massse, c) one of Markos’ brainwashed teen-aged “acolytes” eager to defend his master d) some other deranged Aussie trying to work out his grief because a marsupial ate his baby or some shit by harassing random folk online, or is it possibly e) the spikes are pure coincidence, and our kookaburra is from somewhere else. Hey, as a religious specialist for mumble mumble years I’ve come to believe that coincidences are rarer than Echidna’s kind, but I suppose it’s always possible.

Who wants to put money on his ability to avoid mentioning farts and toes? Yeah, I wouldn’t take that bet either. But this should be entertaining.

I’ve just got one thing to say: אבד כדברא.