Hamas claims Israel deployed ‘killer Zionist dolphins’ near Gaza

A friend and long-time reader of this blog sent me the following video:

Looking to verify these claims, I did some internet sleuthing and uncovered a bunch of news articles, including this piece for Forbes by a London-based journalist condemning the long and sordid history of using sea creatures for combat.

Some are speculating that his countryman Malik Faisal Akram may have taken the Rabbi and several members of the Congregation Beth Israel synagogue in Colleyville, Texas hostage in retaliation. I want to believe that these people are nuts and there are no connections between the two events. But when you start off with killer Zionist dolphins, man, all bets are off. (And no, I’m not linking to their crazy bullshit. Do your own sleuthing. I got standards here at the House of Vines. Not many, but I got ’em.)

However, since dolphins belong to Dionysos I am taking this as further proof that Dionysos loves the Jews.

6 thoughts on “Hamas claims Israel deployed ‘killer Zionist dolphins’ near Gaza

  1. At the very least, it’s an excuse by a Hamas diver that screwed up at his job and has now become propaganda. It shows a level of paranoia by this group.

    Though I would like to see a pod of unaltered dolphins go and mess up an enemy’s naval shenanigans.

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  2. Well, at National Zoo in D.C. were two veteran grey seals. Every Veterans’ Day, they were given a military salute and their medals displayed. The grey seals were a part of something similar to the dolphins. (The U.S. does have several veteran dolphins and small whales.)


  3. “I just remembered my Charlemagne…Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.”


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