From the Mercury News: coronavirus is bringing a plague of dangerous doomsday predictions.

From Inquisitr: two asteroids nearly collided with our planet today, one coming within 437,100 miles of us.

From The Charlotte Observer: five earthquakes rattle the Carolinas and Tennessee.

From The Guardian: Croatian capital Zagreb hit by its biggest quake in 140 years. 

From Yahoo!Lifestyle: coronavirus has encouraged a quarter of adults to talk to neighbours for first time. 

From the Niagara Gazette: Harvey Weinstein put in isolation after “contracting virus” – totes not planning to kill self early next week. ($20 says the editor already has the headline prepared)

And finally, here’s some footage of the nearly 500 lions President Putin released to keep the Russian streets empty during the coronavirus quarantine.

That last one was fake news by the way, but it was hard to tell because everything’s gotten so fucking crazy, right?