Author: thehouseofvines

The whirl and the zigzag

Does eschatology matter? Sort of.

We do our part. The Gods do theirs. We make the best of how things work out.

Tremble before the might of Lord Humongous!

I’m having a conversation with a friend, and she wrote:

Whenever I hear Conservatives keep calling the Leftist Elites ( and ignoring the ones on the Right ) “Pagan” it really pisses me off. I find modern Christianity to be Evil myself. My worry is Christians will rise up and go on a Crusade ( another name for Jihad ) and go after every “unbeliever”. After all, “Freedom of Religion” to them means only Christians have Freedom. Everyone else is Evil ( Jews are just misguided at best ).

Yeah the cesspool does deeper than we think. And only Divine Intervention can cleanse it all. 

To which I responded:

There’s no true Right or Left in this country. It’s all astroturfed or a psyop. The question is just who’s signing the checks and pulling the strings. I suspect there’s competing actors, and I wonder if their stooges ever meet in a bar and swap work stories. Usually of the “why do I have to work with such stupid fucking people?” type, with a sympathetic pat on the back by his ideological foe.

I think this country is fucked, whatever way things spin out. Moslem Jihad. Christian Jihad. Rainbow Coalition Jihad. Corporate or Tech Bro Jihad. Chinese or Chinese-sponsored Commie Jihad.

None of these are going to be good for us. I don’t want to live in a society under any of their boots, or in one being torn apart as they compete for the prize.

I just want to live my life, have others live theirs, waive to them across the fence as I get the mail, and not think about them again until we’re both taking the garbage out on Friday at 7:00 in the morning, having forgotten to do it the night before. Polite waive, and we go back to ignoring one another.

I mean, that’s not really what I want, but cult compounds are expensive, especially if you’re lacking the cult part. So polite indifference is the best one can hope for. Hell, I’ll even add small talk into the mix if I absolutely have to.

Anything that fucks with that is bad in my book.

To which she added:

Also, I agree Epstein was lower on the totem pole than we think ( wether he was with Mossad or not ). And the Elite Pedophiles are being used as an excuse to erase our Freedoms once and for all with Digital ID and other such laws.

To which I answered:

They were gonna push that through regardless. Which at least tells you which dystopian novel we’re going to be living through. Frankly I’d rather have Elite Satanic Pedophiles than Zombies. I’m not a child, so I’m probably safe; and with my back injury I ain’t running, from either shambling corpses or a cannibal gang from a bad 80s metal video. Isn’t it weird how quickly they go in this cinema from khakis and cardigans to mohawks and pleather gimp attire, from insurance broker to warlord. “Like, dude– sorry Lord Humongous, slayer of the Rowdy Boys– it’s been two weeks since the dead started crawling out of their graves and the number one military in the world by a massive margin with a trillion a year budget crumbled in 48 hours, but this is the aesthetic statement you want to make? Really? I feel like you would have looted the military supply store or local police station and found more practical and intimidating attire. But not my call. I’m just passing through… unless you have need of an itinerant Bacchic Orphic religious specialist? And judging by your compatriot who’s chowing down on a lady’s thigh like it’s a turkey leg at a Ren Faire, I am guessing you just might.”

Orphic Heaven

the Stranger catches Truth

Bios. Thanatos. Bios. Thoughts on the mysteries of fermentation.

outsiders

A friend asked me if I was celebrating an upcoming festival, details of which can be found on the Bakcheion website. I answered:

I’m an Orpheotelest and Hymnōd. I don’t celebrate festivals. (Except the ones the rest of my household keep, which are mostly Norse or Slavic.) The Bakcheion calendar is for Boukoloi and regular Starry Bull folk. Hymnōdai have an entirely distinct calendar, which is solar as opposed to lunar. We have daily, weekly, monthly, and quarterly observances. Festivals are a communal thing. Orpheotelestai are itinerant religious specialists, and the Hymnōdai a monastic order. Both are outsiders to community.

Saint Paul, the Bacchic Heroes, and Tarantism

Or as Paul explicitly tells us, in order to make converts he adapted himself rhetorically:

“I have become all things to all people…”

Whatever one thinks of that statement theologically, it demonstrates a remarkable awareness of audience and communication.

Friendrich Nietzsche as an Orphic Prophet between Apollon and Dionysos

On one side is the reductionist view:

The experience had a neurological or psychiatric basis; therefore it has no religious significance.

On the other is the absolutist view:

The experience was from God; therefore everything the person said or believed is infallible.

the fairest reward of virtue is an eternity of drunkenness

Slayer of Monsters

Innocent Evil

Not only that, but this.

Blessing XVII

Moral Clarity VI

Wisdom in action

The Motto of the Orpheotelestai, the ΘΟΑ formula, and other matters

All else is the road, and I’m not afraid to travel it because I know who made it.

This was the most natural and epigrammatic:

τὰ δ᾽ ἄλλα πάντα ὁδός· οὐ φοβοῦμαι βαδίζειν, οἶδα γὰρ τὸν ποιήσαντα αὐτήν.
Ta d’ alla panta hodos; ou phoboumai badizein, oida gar ton poiēsanta autēn.
“All else is the road; I do not fear to walk it, for I know the one who made it.”

The second option was more Orphic:

τὰ δ᾽ ἄλλα πάντα ὁδός· θαρρῶ γὰρ εἰδὼς τὸν κτίσαντα αὐτήν.
Ta d’ alla panta hodos; tharrō gar eidōs ton ktisanta autēn.
“All else is the road; I take courage, knowing the one who established it.”

I especially liked this one because θαρρῶ (“I am of good courage”) has a noble, almost tragic resonance, while κτίσαντα suggests founding or establishing the order of things rather than merely constructing a path, and in several poleis (such as Beit She’an) Dionysos was honored with the title Κτίστης.

And then there was this more poetic version, which was actually my personal favorite:

τὰ δ᾽ ἄλλα πάντα ὁδός· οὐ δέδοικα πορεύεσθαι· γινώσκω γὰρ τὸν τὴν ὁδὸν θέντα.
Ta d’ alla panta hodos; ou dedoika poreuesthai; ginōskō gar ton tēn hodon thenta.
“All else is the road; I do not fear to journey, for I know the one who laid down the road.”

I especially like τὸν τὴν ὁδὸν θέντα (“the one who laid down the road”). τίθημι (“to set,” “to establish,” “to lay down”) is a venerable Greek verb that conveys ordaining a path rather than simply building it. It evokes the idea that the δρόμος of life is not accidental but has been set in place by divine wisdom.

The formula θάρσει οὐδείς ἀθάνατος, frequently abbreviated to ΘΟΑ, is very common in epitaphs from the Imperial period. In many instances, the formula is used only partially, and the word θάρσει is often replaced by other imperatives, such as εὐψύχει (Take heart!), εὐϕραίνει (Be happy!), εὐθύμει (Be of good cheer!), εὐμοίρει (Have a good share!), μὴ λυποῦ (Do not grieve!), etc. It was mainly employed in Syria-Palestine and Arabia, but spread to other parts of the Empire as well, and occurs in different places across the Mediterranean region. The formula is not only widely spread geographically, but was used by Pagans, Jews and Christians alike. For the most part, this formula functioned as a common saying that concludes an epitaph, comparable with the ancient Greek χαῖρε (Rejoice!) and the Latin vale (Farewell!), or the later Christian R(eqiescat) l(n) P(ace) (Rest in peace!) and the Jewish ה.ב.צ.נ.ת (May his/her soul be bound in the bond of living). However, in some cases, the ΘΟΑ formula seems to convey more complex views concerning death and the afterlife. A debate regarding its possible meanings continues since the 1930’s to present time, and various theories have been suggested, from a total rejection of any type of postexistence to a belief in the survival of the soul and the afterlife.

κυβερνήτην δ᾽ ἐλεήσας ἔσχεθε καί μιν ἔθηκε 
πανόλβιον εἶπέ τε μῦθον: θάρσει, †δῖε κάτωρ†, 
τῷ ἐμῷ κεχαρισμένε θυμῷ: εἰμὶ δ᾽ ἐγὼ Διόνυσος 
ἐρίβρομος, ὃν τέκε μήτηρ Καδμηὶς Σεμέλη Διὸς ἐν 
φιλότητι μιγεῖσα. χαῖρε, τέκος Σεμέλης εὐώπιδος: οὐδέ 
πη ἔστι σεῖό γε ληθόμενον γλυκερὴν κοσμῆσαι ἀοιδήν.
 

τὰ δ᾽ ἄλλα πάντα ὁδός· θαρρῶ γὰρ εἰδὼς τὸν κτίσαντα αὐτήν.
Ta d’ alla panta hodos; tharrō gar eidōs ton ktisanta autēn.
“All else is the road; I take courage, knowing the one who established it.”