Demon-busting Fundraiser

Speaking of Balaam, I figure it’s time to announce the fundraiser to recoup some of the money we spent to ensure that this exorcism took place. (Never doing that again, let me tell you. I’m tempted to bill the Catholic Church considering how negligent they were.)

My PayPal account is sannion@gmail.com if you just want to make a donation.

I will compose a hymn to the divinity of your choosing for $30. 

I will write an article on the topic of your choosing for $50. 

I will create a divination system for the divinity of your choosing for between $50 to $100 (depending on the divinity, the complexity of the system, etc.)

I will divine for you for $15 a question, or $30 for three questions. 

I am offering 5 comprehensive readings which cover a range of topics and employ multiple systems for $50.

I will light a candle and pray for you for $10. 

I will curse your enemy for $100 up to $375. (Prices vary depending on the nature of the curse.)

Email before PayPaling for everything except donations, so that we can work out the details. My email is the same as my PayPal address.  

Thank you. 

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