This list is by no means exhaustive.

Thanks to Hellenismos Suggestions and the sites they linked I learned today that …

If you like tree emojis then you’re a Nazi!
If you like mountain emojis then you’re a Nazi!
If you like environmentalism then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Algiz Runes then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Othala Runes then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Sowilō Runes then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Runes in general then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Mjölnir then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Valknuts then you’re a Nazi!
If you like mathematics then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Elemental Crosses then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Iron Crosses then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Sonnenrads then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Dukes of Hazzard cars then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Kolovrats then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Borromean rings then you’re a Nazi!
If you like frogs then you’re a Nazi!
If you like eagles then you’re a Nazi!
If you like internet memes then you’re a Nazi!
If you like the Roman Senate and People then you’re a Nazi!
If you like tradition then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Minnesota football teams then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Odin then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Valhalla and fighting then you’re a Nazi!
If you like echoes then you’re a Nazi!
If you like ethnic religions then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Monarchy then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Nationalism then you’re a Nazi!
If you like calling things Germanic, Nordic or European then you’re a Nazi!
If you like watching your wife have sex with other men then you’re a Nazi!
If you like an Asian businessman who wants to give everyone free medicine and a universal basic income then you’re a Nazi!
If you like having online friends then you’re a Nazi!
If you like clowns in rainbow wigs then you’re a Nazi!
If you like having White babies then you’re a Nazi!
If you like dogwhistles then you’re a Nazi!
If you like wolftraps then you’re a Nazi!
If you like milk then you’re a Nazi!
If you like rainbows then you’re a Nazi!
If you like mommy bloggers then you’re a Nazi!
If you like gleaming European statues then you’re a Nazi!
If you like police and firemen then you’re a Nazi!
If you like being American then you’re a Nazi!
If you like Viagra then you’re a Nazi!


26 comments

    • I hope this person gets lots and lots of traction; the more people see what the loony left is about the more they’ll run screaming from it. Then, perhaps, sanity can return to our public discourse.

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      • They are in a tumblr circular firing squad. It is the same people saying the same things over and over and over and over again. Tumblr people in general have been characterized as people who are into fan fiction sex and being the frogs of very small ponds.

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        • I think that’s letting folks off the hook. It may just be a handful pushing this, but where do the likes, comments and reblogs come from? Why is there so little opposition? I consider that silent majority complicit, especially when the handful presumes to speak on behalf of a community. If they are not challenged, then indeed it is their voices alone which shape perception.

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          • I wonder who the community is? I believe that different internet platforms have different cultures. The people of tmblr who write these lists are active in a grudge match with you and your wife for years. People who are coming into tumblr see these people as ‘elders’ and seek to listen to them. tmblr has a question – answer feature that these folks use extensively to set themselves up as elders. The people coming in are new to Polytheism and are searching for answers. I believe the people who do speak up against them are either ignored or dogpiled. They are bullied into silence. Meanwhile, the rest are seeking safety and are unsure of themselves.

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            • neptunesdolphins, that pretty much sums it up and what horrifies me much more than their ridiculous obsession with me and Sannion is the quality of their answers to some of the religious questions newbies ask them. it’s really rather appalling. I really wonder if these people aren’t just hostile to piety and tradition, and to anyone actually functional practicing those things.

              Of course, none of us are of any use to our Gods until we stop seeking safety and realize that the Holy is terrifying and that is glorious.

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          • Precisely because shit flows downhill and people will always choose the path that offers them the least challenge. Actual polytheism is challenging. Cultivating piety is challenging. Realizing that your fee-fees don’t mean a thing when it comes to doing the right thing and behaving responsibility toward your Gods, well, for some of these people, that’s challenging too.

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            • The answers they give to the questions are Polytheism 101, not really in depth or nuanced. They also give a lot of answers that center on political correctness and post-modernity (i.e. cafeteria approach). Most of the answers do include some sort of snotty remark about you and your husband or Nazis. In other words, it is less about religion or theology and more about their feelings. They do quote ancient sources but it seems that they deconstruct the sources to fit an eclectic post-modern Paganism. In other words, religion=politics=social progressivism=religion.

              Gods are thought in terms of pop culture instead actual beings.

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  1. I have to laugh at the list especially the SPQR. I do know that it is used by white “Nazis” and the like. These co-opting of religious symbols are problematic. However, having SPQR doesn’t a Nazi make. It is in the context of the piece or the person.

    In my small condo, we have two white “Nazis” with the Gadsen flag plates and 88888, 4444, UUUU, etc. One thing I have noticed is that they don’t know how to manage the DMV, etc. Car registration expired or failed inspection….

    The other thing that I have noticed is that if you have a hammer, everything is a nail. If you are on social media in certain circles, you find out that Nazis populate everything. They are like manure, they are everywhere. Therefore, we must combat them everywhere. Just think if an uninformed person should read your blog, gasp, they may “poof” become Nazi.

    I saw this years ago when the local library was putting out local newspapers in the reading room. One was the Washington Blade (DC) which was a “gay” newspaper. People came out of the woodwork to scream at the librarians about how the paper would turn their children into gasp homosexuals. I do believe the Nazi thing is a lot like that. Fear and loathing run rampant.

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  2. Oh and the person has a wordpress blog with the provider in Japanese. They also rail about how people are appropriating Shinto. I am not sure if they are Japanese or White or Both. But I do believe we are dealing with fragility of some sort.

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      • Well, I meant specifically the doxxing douchebag who sees fascists in his breakfast cereal; though yeah, I guess it applies in a general sense to a lot of tumblr blogs and various other parts of the Internet. I feel like it’s good to have a general sense of what they’re thinking, but if I give them too much of my headspace it’s distracting and probably polluting. I mean, I want to smash Fascism as much as anyone, but that means conquering The Little Tyrant inside first and foremost.

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