Recipe for Kybernesia

Grape and wine muffins are wonderful for eating or offering.

1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 stick butter, softened
2/3 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 tablespoon grated orange zest
2/3 cup sweet white wine
1 1/4 cup red grapes

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease a muffin pan and dust lightly with flour to prevent sticking (bonus tip: use a phallic-shaped muffin pan, available at sex shops and online). Combine flour with all other dry ingredients in one bowl. In another bowl, beat the butter with sugar until fluffy, add the eggs and then the orange zest. Add the flour mixture to this in batches, alternating with the wine. Toss the grapes in a little flour to coat, then fold into the batter. Fill the muffin cups 3/4 way full, and sprinkle with a little sugar on top if you want. Bake 18-20 minutes. Makes 12.