Comics are fun!
Originally I tried to give Sunweaver the benefit of the doubt and keep my article to the broader issues at hand instead of focusing on her personal beliefs, curious as I found them. Look, I talk to Catholic spiders. I’m not really one to judge the eccentricity of another’s religion. But seeing the conversation she’s having with Ruadhán … wow.
I was going to write a follow-up piece. But you know what? I think I’ll let Ashely Moore handle this one:
oh come on sannion, marvel is an excellent source for divine rights and sacred understandings. and heroic figures of DIVINE measure.
i mean come on, look at loki! he channeled with his groin the sacred golden beach lizard. look at these stats here:
green spandex? check.
golden lizard speedo? check.
horny hat of horny? check.
plot holes and spelling errors? check.
no anatomical understanding? check.
come on now, heroics are ALWAYS measured in your lack of anatomical structure and poor story arching, where have YOU been sannion?
these are clearly glorious portrayals and accurate representations of holy and heroic figures.
because remember, when loki is bored he torments fish:
remember that one time when sacred green mighty hulk defeated loki at the bridge OF ALL KNOWLEDGE?
we learned so much as a people that day. how to be green…and fly…and hulk..and smash! good lessons indeed.
remember when zeus was the backdrop drummer in KISS when no one was looking:
i know i do, them be some sacred understandings there.
dionysos floats around in the marvel universe too. just sayin’
remember when odin had battle shorts and stood in all KINDS of hardcore positions?
i know i do.
and of course, who could forget the sacred phallic rights of batman, superman and there BOY COMPANION:
and last but certainly not least, when the joker fought his own shortcomings and erectial disfunction:
guys,…guys. i have so many of these guys. i collect this absurdity because it is so ridiculous. this is representation of heroics in a hellenistic mind? WHOA you ruined me for the night sannion. ruined.