Another neighbor just walked up while I was smoking a cigarette after work and gave me a handful of weed. This makes five separate people who have done this. Granted, this one is different from the others in that he’s not certifiably insane and I’ve actually had some pretty cool conversations with him in the past. But still.
It’s actually starting to creep me out a little bit.
Is this some kind of weird conspiracy among the people where I live?
Do they sense my awesomeness and wish to pay tribute in the only way they know how?
Does Dionysos just really, really not want me to be sober?
Whatever the case, I have two things to say about this: