Listening to Morrissey and Joy Division sad.
*sniff sniff*
Many of you have kind-heartedly asked if there is anything you can do to help.
There is.
Go to Amazon and review my books.
Fifty Shades of Grey currently has a bazillion reviews and I can’t even manage a dozen between my six tomes?
Dike weeps.
And if you really want to make me happy? Make a video of yourself lip-synching Goodbye Horses. Yes, Buffalo Bill dance and all.
Oh well, it was worth a shot.
I’m serious about the reviews though.
So sad.
*sniff sniff*
Starts singing:
I have forgiven Jesus
For all of the love
He placed in me
When there’s no-one I can turn to with this loveMonday – humiliation
Tuesday – suffocation
Wednesday – condescension
Thursday – is pathetic
By Friday life has killed me
By Friday life has killed me(Oh pretty one, Oh pretty one)
Why did you give me
So much desire?
When there is nowhere I can go
To offload this desire
And why did you give me
So much love
In a loveless world
When there’s no one I can turn to
To unlock all this love
And why did you stick me in
Self-deprecating bones and skin
Jesus – do you hate me?
Why did you stick me in
Self-deprecating bones and skin
Do you hate me? do you hate me?
Do you hate me? do you hate me?
Do you hate me?
I would sing…but I’m tone deaf permanently, and have laryngitis temporarily. I would dance…but I’m too uncoordinated, and overly body-self-conscious. These are reasons why I won’t make you a video for you to see today…but I sang this song out loud for you, and I am dancing in my head, just for you. <3
You rawk!
I’ve posted a review for Strange Spirits. Hopefully it will stay up; Amazon has this new thing where when one self-published author reviews another self-published author they decide that we’re conspiring with one another, and the review comes down. This has already happened to me once, so I may be a marked man.
I was deeply touched by your review. Thank you.
I posted a review for Satyr’s Mouth. And Buffalo Bill’s “Goodbye Horses” is giving me thinky-thoughts :)
Yours too. You’re the best!
My love for that scene is downright unhealthy. I won’t mention the filthy, filthy things I’ve done with it playing in the background …
I would love to make a review for you! Your book flew in just a few weeks ago (after crossing 3 oceans and 16 time zones).
I look forward to reading that!