So here are some Yuletide presents for you, my faithful readers. First up, a couple appropriate jingles: Clarence Carter’s smash hit Backdoor Santa and a little sumthin’ sumthin’ from Eazy-E. Also, Jingle Goats. Awwwww. Goats are the cutest thing ever, right? But this holiday isn’t just about jingles and goats. There’s also really scary shit like Santa Claus and Mel Gibson talking to a beaver puppet and techno remixes of Doors’ songs. And less scary things like an inflatable Alan Moore and beautiful Indian chicks dancing in front of a giant snake puppet while some guy chants in German. That’s the true reason for the season right there, folks. That and festive feasting.
[Note: Some of these may be NSFW. Of course, that’s pretty much to be assumed when goats and Mel Gibson are involved.]